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It seems Punjab’s government has discovered a new business model — not Make in Punjab, but Sell Punjab! From fruit markets to printing presses, every inch of public land now has a “For Sale” board proudly fluttering in the political breeze. The latest report suggests that the Aam Aadmi Party government has decided to auction valuable government properties to raise some quick cash — perhaps for “Delhi Development, Punjab Edition.”
Among the prized items on this great “state auction menu” is the modern fruit and vegetable market in Mohali — spread over 12 acres and built under the vision of former Chief Minister S. Parkash Singh Badal. This market once symbolized Punjab’s agricultural strength. But now, it seems the government believes tomatoes are better sold with the land that grows them. Why help farmers when you can help property dealers, right?
But that’s not all! The government’s “Hot Deals” list includes the Printing Press Colony in Patiala (8 acres), the Printing Press Site (10 acres) and Veterinary Hospital Land (2.27 acres) in Ludhiana, the Sheron Sugar Mill in Tarn Taran (89 acres), and even the PWD Guest House in Gurdaspur (1.75 acres). If this continues, don’t be surprised if the next auction includes “Chief Minister’s Chair – gently used, good condition.”
The government’s enthusiasm for this new real estate revolution is unmatched. It’s as if the state has become one big online marketplace. “Add to Cart — Punjab Edition!” Imagine the slogan: “Buy 10 acres, get one MLA photo-op free!”
Critics joke that the government might soon launch an app called ‘Becho Punjab’ — where citizens can track which public property is going next, complete with EMI options and special Diwali discounts. Maybe even a loyalty program: “Sell three markets, get one Delhi certificate of appreciation!”
The irony runs deep. Punjab, once proud of its farmers and industries, now seems to be measuring success in square feet and auction rates. Instead of investing in hospitals, schools, and infrastructure, the focus has shifted to how quickly the next property can be listed for sale. The logic seems simple: when governance is difficult, just sell the problem — and the land beneath it!
Meanwhile, residents wonder what’s next on the block. The Assembly Hall? The CM’s residence? Perhaps the River Beas — sold to the highest bidder for “eco-tourism development.” At this rate, the only public property left unsold might be the promises made before elections.
In the midst of this absurdity, the people of Punjab can only laugh — because crying has become too repetitive. Once famous for its green fields, Punjab now risks becoming famous for its green deals. And if things continue this way, the government might soon hang a big banner outside the Secretariat:
“Welcome to Punjab — Everything on Sale, Except Accountability!”