In the holy name of simplicity, a new club has silently risen — not in Delhi’s back alleys or Punjab’s fields, but in the marble-floored halls of power. Meet the “Aam Aadmi” MPs who’ve mastered the art of living luxuriously while speaking humbly — a political yoga position known only to the truly flexible.
They came to politics promising broomsticks and clean governance. Today, those same broomsticks seem to have swept up prime real estate across India’s capitals. From Delhi’s high-security enclaves to Chandigarh’s elite zones and Ludhiana’s posh corners, our “common men” have turned “government accommodation” into a permanent lifestyle statement.
One proudly occupies a Delhi bungalow worth crores, another enjoys the comfort of “official” quarters that look suspiciously like five-star retreats. They call it service to the people — but the people are starting to wonder if the only service being rendered is to their own comfort.
Each photo on this list is a portrait in irony: smiling faces of men who once said politics should be about sacrifice. Perhaps they misunderstood and thought the word “sacrifice” referred to the public sacrificing their taxes for their benefits.
From Harbhajan Singh’s cricket fields to Raghav Chadha’s designer politics, from Delhi’s corridors of power to the studios of moral lectures — the Aam Aadmi MPs have proved one thing beyond doubt: being ordinary is extraordinarily profitable.
As for the latest addition — the 2025 entry — the “Aam Aadmi” brand continues to expand like a real-estate project. Every new face promises simplicity, and every term ends with another property in the portfolio.
So here’s a humble suggestion: maybe it’s time they change the name from Aam Aadmi Party to Ameer Aadmi Property Limited. After all, they’ve earned the promotion — in both spirit and square footage.
They came with jhaadoos, shouting “main aam aadmi hoon!” — and left holding property papers thicker than budget files. The so-called commoners of the Aam Aadmi Party seem to have mistaken “Lok Sabha” for “Land Sabha.”
From Delhi’s government bungalows to Punjab’s prized plots, each “servant of the people” now serves themselves a healthy slice of prime land. Simplicity has never looked so air-conditioned!
Once upon a time, they wore mufflers and promised revolution. Now, they wear imported suits and own half the city’s coordinates. Their slogans of honesty echo beautifully in corridors lined with marble tiles.
The latest entry in this elite club proves that “aam aadmi” is just a marketing slogan — the real business is property appreciation. If hypocrisy were a degree, they’d all be PhDs by now.
Congratulations to the AAP MPs — not for representing the people, but for representing the real estate boom!
Soon, their party manifesto might read: “Bijli, Paani, Makaan — for us only.”