Once upon a time, Punjab was known as the land of farmers, folk songs, and hard-earned sweat. But now, it seems it’s the land of funds flowing one way — straight to Delhi! The money is from Punjab, but the enjoyment? Oh, that’s all happening in the capital city! While the people of Punjab struggle with unpaid bills, crumbling roads, and schools without teachers, the Delhi bosses are busy expanding their “credibility”—with Punjab’s money as their credit card.
Recently, our honorable Chief Minister Bhagwant Mann and his Delhi mentor Arvind Kejriwal decided to grace the soil of Punjab. They came to Kaljhrani, just a few steps away from the Badals’ fortress. But here’s the twist — even the tent for the rally came all the way from Delhi! Apparently, Punjabis who build entire bungas (mansions) on their own land have suddenly forgotten how to erect a simple shamiana.
Are Punjabis not even capable of setting up tents now? Has Delhi also taken over the tent business? If so, the day isn’t far when Langar from Delhi will be served at Punjab’s Gurudwaras — “sponsored by the Delhi government, made with Punjab’s taxes.”
People used to say, “Delhi door hai” — Delhi is far. But now, Delhi is inside Punjab — in the treasury, in the government decisions, and apparently, in the tent fabric too! Punjab’s own artisans, vendors, and traders watch helplessly as every rupee they pay in tax travels down the GT Road to fuel the political engine of Delhi.
Even the tents now carry political weight. A simple rally becomes a symbol of dependence — where every nail hammered in the ground whispers: “Imported from Delhi, paid by Punjab.”
Maybe Channi ji was right when he joked about “setting up tents.” But at least back then, tents were Punjabi, not “outsourced from the capital.” Perhaps the next big announcement will be: “Punjab’s future rallies will use Delhi air, Delhi chairs, Delhi sound system — and yes, even Delhi applause!”
Beware! The day is near when the tent owners of Punjab may rise in protest. “Delhi tents go back!” might echo louder than political slogans. Because when even a tent can’t be local, what hope remains for Punjab’s self-respect?
So dear Delhi leaders, enjoy your credibility shows — but remember, the stage you’re standing on is paid for by Punjab. And the day the Punjabis pull the plug, even your Delhi tents won’t save the show.
After all, the money may be from Punjab — but the mockery is being performed in Delhi!