All Liars of Bhagwant Mann: The Great Punjabi Fooling Company
Welcome to the grand stage of Punjab politics, where the chief actor, Bhagwant Mann, plays every role — comedian, savior, economist, and magician — all in one! Once upon a time, he promised to turn Punjab into “Rangla Punjab.” Today, the only thing truly rangla is the government’s imagination.
When Bhagwant Mann speaks, it feels like listening to a bedtime story — full of dreams, fairies, and “free electricity” that somehow costs thousands of crores. Every promise sparkles brighter than Diwali lights, and every truth vanishes faster than government funds!
The Art of Fooling – AAP Style
They say politics is the art of possible, but Bhagwant Mann and his team have turned it into the art of believable lies.
They promised 16 lakh jobs — nobody asked, “For whom?”
They promised zero corruption — but forgot to check their own cupboards.
They promised Punjab’s debt would be reduced — and then took a ₹5,000 crore loan to “reduce” it.
Even the finance minister must be confused — whether to print budget papers or apology letters.
The Lie Factory of Punjab
Every week, a new project is “inaugurated” — even if it exists only in PowerPoint slides. From fake claims of world-class schools to hollow health “mohallas,” the government has mastered the art of cutting ribbons over invisible work.
And whenever questions arise, Mann has a golden answer ready:
“Dilli waleyan ne keh ditta, kar lo announcement!”
(Delhi people told me — just announce it!)
Punjab bleeds debt, but the PR machine shines. The government says, “We’re making progress!”
Indeed — progress in speeches, posters, and social media reels.
The Disappearing Promises Department
Where are the farmers’ payments?
Where are the teachers’ salaries?
Where are the industries that were supposed to come?
Wherever the promises go, the truth doesn’t follow. It’s like a game of hide and seek — except only lies are winning.
Even honesty seems to have filed for asylum in another state.
The Credibility Circus
Now, as 2027 approaches, the Mann government is trying to buy credibility with public money. Roads suddenly get repaired, announcements multiply, and every official photo shows folded hands and fake humility.
But the people of Punjab have started whispering:
“Eh comedy show taan hadd ton vadh lamba ho gaya!”
(This comedy show has gone on too long!)
Satirical Poem: “Sacha Mann da Jhootha Raj”
Sacha Mann da jhootha raj,
Vaade vadd-de, kaam ajj vi khaali kaaj.
Bijli muft, paani muft, sapne anant,
Par karza Punjab da hoya double instant.
Har press meet vich, khushi de geet,
Par log puchhde — “kithhe ne seat?”
Dilli di remote, Punjab di screen,
Natak chalda — jivein movie scene!
Aam aadmi di dukh bhari kahani,
Sarkar ban gayi — “Drama Company”!
Bhagwant Mann promised to make Punjab proud. Instead, he made it a stage for broken promises and Delhi-directed drama. The real aam aadmi today is not laughing — because the joke, sadly, is on him